The name's Amie, but you may call me Kaptain. I'm a 20 year old girl who loves life. This blog is all about my adventures with weird men on a popular free dating site, my love life, games, music and anything else I love.

 

Rounded off a knackering day nicely! #erdinger #bier #sunshine #yorkshire

Rounded off a knackering day nicely! #erdinger #bier #sunshine #yorkshire

Froyo and smoothie. Little pink balls have never made me happier. @misssimmybaby #froyo #frozenyoghurt #strawberries #smoothie

Froyo and smoothie. Little pink balls have never made me happier. @misssimmybaby #froyo #frozenyoghurt #strawberries #smoothie

Cheesy chips half mayo because Michelle is fussy. #chips #cheesycheesy

Cheesy chips half mayo because Michelle is fussy. #chips #cheesycheesy

Already fitting in with the Canadian stereotype, ay. #canada #checkjacket #lumberjack #marlboro

Already fitting in with the Canadian stereotype, ay. #canada #checkjacket #lumberjack #marlboro

Spiky spiky! Love these shoooes! #shoes #balletpumps #studs

Spiky spiky! Love these shoooes! #shoes #balletpumps #studs

Chilling in bed watching EpicMealTime with my homeboy. #crazynight #steiff #teddybear #bär

Chilling in bed watching EpicMealTime with my homeboy. #crazynight #steiff #teddybear #bär

Been busy baking a six layer secret rainbow cake! Can’t wait to hear how the lucky lady reacts! #cake #baking #housewifematerial

Been busy baking a six layer secret rainbow cake! Can’t wait to hear how the lucky lady reacts! #cake #baking #housewifematerial

Homemade Latics Mints ready for the match! #wafc #wigan #wembley

Homemade Latics Mints ready for the match! #wafc #wigan #wembley

Why would someone put this on their cock?!

Why would someone put this on their cock?!

Shit and Bull, living it large mothafuckas! #drinkywinkys

Shit and Bull, living it large mothafuckas! #drinkywinkys